Grow Your Own Vacation

What a novel idea! Perfect solution for the declining US dollar. Can’t afford a vacation to the Greek islands? Don’t worry. Now you can “grow” your own vacations.

“Wait 72 hours for your tropical dream vacation to begin. Dig out your swim suit, flippers, and goggles. Call your buddies and tell them that you are taking everyone with you on your vacation. Turn the heat up to the max. Get out your beach towel and set up your chairs park yourself in front of a palm tree and relax. Who can afford a vacation these days?”

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