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Jacket With An Oil Stain That Looks Like A Chick

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The auction is for a jacket with a stain that looks like a little chick. According to the seller:
“My husband got a spot of oil on this jacket. It even has the little stick up feathers on the top of it’s head. I washed it and when I went to put it in […]

April 23rd, 2008. Comment now »

Grow Your Own Vacation

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What a novel idea! Perfect solution for the declining US dollar. Can’t afford a vacation to the Greek islands? Don’t worry. Now you can “grow” your own vacations.
“Wait 72 hours for your tropical dream vacation to begin. Dig out your swim suit, flippers, and goggles. Call your buddies and tell them that you are taking […]

April 5th, 2008. Comment now »

Human Ear Shaped Fortune Cookie

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Now how about a fortune cookie shaped like an ear?
“What a find!!! Look at this fortune cookie I got from my local Chinese Restaurant!!! When I unwrapped this cookie to eat it, I got freaked out by its weird shape!!! I realized this cookie was not an ordinary cookie that we would see everyday.”
What […]

April 5th, 2008. Comment now »

Illinois Shaped Potato Chip

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Anyone want a potato chip shaped like the state of Illinois? This auction’s proceeds will go to a good cause.
According to the seller:
“All proceeds from this auction will be used for the care of my aging rottie. She is 12 years old now and is suffering from severe arthritis in her hind end. She […]

April 5th, 2008. Comment now »

This Barbie Needs Rehab

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From the auction description:
“This used to be a really sweet brunette or blonde bubblecut Barbie with friends, family and a bright future… then she fell in with the wrong crowd”
It’s a 1961 vintage. You can view more photos at the actual auction.
Does anyone want to give this Barbie a second chance? Bidding starts out […]

February 20th, 2008. 1 Comment »

Say No To Barack Obama Domain Name

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The 2008 presidential race is surely an exciting one both on the Democratic and Republican fronts.
This comes just in time for the presidential primaries. The auction is for the domain names SayNoToBarack.com and SayNoToBarackObama.com. Hmm … do you think the seller is maybe a … Republican?
Take a look at the auction here.

Interested in starting […]

January 19th, 2008. Comment now »

Unique Texas License Plate

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Want to make a statement? Want to express your displeasure? The picture says it all…
You can be the proud owner of this unique Texas license plate. Take a look.
Bids start at $9.99.

January 9th, 2008. Comment now »

Army Gas Mask

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Need a new costume for that next party? How about an adult size latex gas mask?
New NATO army surplus item. Cool cold war relic. Scary costume accessory. Light grey mask with black accents, measures 14 inches long. Two new filters included.
Check it out here.

January 9th, 2008. Comment now »

Half Dollar Guitar Pick

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This is actually a cool collectible if you’re into guitars. If you’re a coin collector, you may be saddened by the fact that half the coin has been sawed off. Anyway, the owner took a half dollar coin, sawed it down to the shape of a guitar pick, sanded it for several hours and perfected […]

January 8th, 2008. Comment now »

Smiley Face French Fry

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How about a smiling french fry to cheer up your day? Read what the auction description says…
“Here is an absolute one of a kind french fry found by myself during a nice lunch with the family. I was munching away on fries when I looked down to see I was almost out. Just when […]

January 8th, 2008. 1 Comment »

Hitch-hiking Hand Carrot

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Anyone want to buy a “totally bizarre looking, Michigan grown carrot?” Apparently some people do. The carrot looks like a hand with it’s thumb sticking out hitchhiking. It is looking for a new home. So please help it find one. The carrot measures approximately 5 1/2″ long x 3″ wide and 1 […]

December 4th, 2007. Comment now »

Piece of My Brain, 2ct Diamond Ring, And More

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This is a really unique auction. Here’s the story as posted on the auction page:

To make it some what short….I got married to a piece of worthless piece of _____ and decided that I didn’t want to remember a single thing after the divorce. Was told by my psychiatrist that I could go to […]

October 22nd, 2007. 2 Comments »

Drift Wood Looks Like A Dead Rat

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This piece of drift wood that looks like a dead rat is actually quite convincing at first glance. Now why anyone would want to own this is beyond me. Anyway, I guess there are people out there who are into collecting odd stuff. You could display this in a nice glass enclosure and it […]

October 19th, 2007. 1 Comment »

Organic Thai Eggplant Just In Time For Halloween

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This organic Thai eggplant may be a good replacement for a pumpkin this Halloween. Why not try something different. It can be yours starting at 99 cents. I’m constantly amazed by all the strange looking fruit and vegetables that you can find. It looks quite scary, actually. Boo!

October 19th, 2007. Comment now »

Unique Hot Dog and Marshmallow Roasters

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These hot dog and marshmallow roasters are definitely not the ones you want to bring for a family camping trip. You can get the entire set for only $25! Definitely a conversation starter if you’re going on a singles camping trip.

October 16th, 2007. Comment now »