Wishbone-Shaped Cheeto

If only I had a dollar for every one of these wishbone-shaped cheetos that I’ve come across.
Who would want to buy this? It’s kind of ‘cheesy’. Pardon the pun. I couldn’t resist it. And to think that the reserve for this item is $5. Give me a break!
This is just as bad as the […]

Anyone Want To Buy A Lousy Igloo?

I can’t imagine who would want to buy this but anyway, here it is. Someone’s trying to sell this (what you see in the photo) as an igloo.
“This is a special igloo made of 100% Columbia River Gorge snow built in just 6 hours by two poor bored college students on winter break. We […]

Party Pooper

This looks quite convincing, at least in the photograph. It’s a prank item that you can use at a party.
“Just about 4 inch’s long & molded to fit on a toilet seat, IT’S So GROSS!!!”
Oh, by the way, it’s brand new and still in its package.
Bids start at $5.19. There are no […]

Hillbilly Night Light

Check out the Hillbilly night light being offered up for sale. From the auction description:
“It is made of wood. It is a piece of wood that has had a hole carved out. You put a candle into it. On the side is written ‘HILLBILLY NITE LITE’. There [are] no markings. It is in good condition. […]

Duck-Shaped Peanut

Since we’re already on the theme of animals, here’s another one. How about a duck-shaped peanut? Next time you go to the movies and get a bag of peanuts, be sure to look for odd-shaped ones. Who knows? It might be a novelty auction item.

If You Like Animal Planet…

The picture is a bit grainy but the bid starts at $199.99! The title of the auction says it all - “Lovemaking Animal Cracker”.

2 Pieces of Wood From My Dog’s Intestines

I just can’t figure out why anyone in the whole wide world would pay money for this…
“You are bidding on a piece of canine history. Two actual chunks of wood, 1-2 inches long, that were surgically removed from my basset hound’s stomach and small intestine. These are the actual pieces of wood, sealed in […]

46 oz. Ketchup Bottle

Sometimes you just have to say, “huh?” This is from the auction description: “Heinz’s new Fridge Door Fit Ketchup is easy to pour, easy to store and gives you more of what you love. Heinz Fridge Door Fit Ketchup is the most convenient, large-sized bottle ever. Now available in 46oz, Heinz Fridge Door Fit features […]

Vanilla Ice Water Bottle

Ice ice baby…. Remember that catchy tune from the one hit wonder Vanilla Ice?
I guess if you’re collecting memorabilia from 80’s, you might be interested in this Vanilla ice water bottle and towel. The seller claims that the items were thrown into the audience by Vanilla Ice at a recent concert. People still pay to […]

Who Cares What this Ebayer is Selling….

We were a little more concerned about this picture that was posted with the auction. Luckily the seller commented:
“I HAVE HAD SEVERAL COMMENTS AND QUESTIONS AS TO THE PICTURE I HAVE ON HERE. THE ANSWER ALL HAVE ASKED IS ‘NO THE CHILD WAS NOT REALLY RAN OVER. THE CAR IS ON THE SIDE OF […]

Man ‘Chipped’ by Aliens…

I got chipped by some aliens about few years ago. I was asleep and woke up to many lights and an alien front of my bed and pain in my left arm. I left it alone until last year.
It started to bother me and I can see a small bump on my arm. I decided […]

See Eating at Mickie D’s is Good for You

I have a McDonalds French Fry in the shape of a NIKE logo !!
This has come straight out of a box of frys.
Its resemblance to the Nike logo is uncanny.  We have never seen anything like this before….
Very original collecters item.  Will be hermetically sealed and shipped anywhere in Australia.

Wow, Another Dumb Ebay Auction!

I opened my new tub of Western Star butter and to my suprise there was a perfectly formed set of ladies boobs made totally out of butter pertruding out of the butter????? It must be seen to be believed. This is a 1 off item that will never be belived without seeing it for yourself. 
Looks […]

This Would be AU $35,000.00 well Spent!

Starting Bid:   AU $35,000
Item Description:
I WILL SPEAK PUBLICLY OR PRIVATELY FOR THE WINNER OF THIS  AUCTION.  THE LECTURE WILL LAST APPROXIMATELY 2 HOURS AND AFTERWARDS THERE WILL BE UNLIMITED TIME FOR QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. 
Jesus Christ appeared to me.  He revealed four specific things to me:
#1:  The precise location of Heaven
#2.  The cure for cancer
#3.  The […]

Not surprised this auction didn’t sell

While digging through a box of wheat thins I came across this ginormous wheat thin.  After a closer look I found what looks to be the face of the prophet Muhammad.
This wheat thin has been delicately sealed in an air tight ziplock bag.  Winner will receive the wheat thin only because I ate the rest […]