Haunted Teddy Bear

Don’t let this cute teddy bear fool you.
The seller claims that it is haunted.
THIS IS A REALLY SCARY AUCTION. I BOUGHT THIS BEAR IN A LITTLE STORE IN THE DEEP SOUTH. I HAD NO IDEA THAT IT WOULD BE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE I HAVE EVER MADE. THIS BEAR IS HAUNTED…….THINGS HAVE HAPPEN IN MY […]

Medieval Viking Helmet With Spike

Any Hagar the Horrible fans out there? You can own this medieval viking helmet complete with the horns and spike. It’s made of heavy gauge carbon steel with wooden horns.
This would be a great item if you’re a Vikings fan too. You can wear it to the football games. Or you could be a […]

46 oz. Ketchup Bottle

Sometimes you just have to say, “huh?” This is from the auction description: “Heinz’s new Fridge Door Fit Ketchup is easy to pour, easy to store and gives you more of what you love. Heinz Fridge Door Fit Ketchup is the most convenient, large-sized bottle ever. Now available in 46oz, Heinz Fridge Door Fit features […]

Vanilla Ice Water Bottle

Ice ice baby…. Remember that catchy tune from the one hit wonder Vanilla Ice?
I guess if you’re collecting memorabilia from 80’s, you might be interested in this Vanilla ice water bottle and towel. The seller claims that the items were thrown into the audience by Vanilla Ice at a recent concert. People still pay to […]

Build A Shoulder-Fired Toilet Paper Bazooka

Ever wanted to shoot toilet paper at your neighbor’s house? Now you can get the plans to build your very own shoulder-fired toilet paper bazooka. You’ll be the envy of all your friends with this contraption. People think of the wackiest things.