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OMG… an Honest Used Car Salesperson!

Published by Funny Auctions | Filed under Wacky Auctions

This will be the 3rd bucket of shiite I’ve sold on ebay - does this make me an official used car salesman?
As you can see from the photo, the car is normally kept off the main road in a nice, secure location.
The photo was taken about a month ago when I made the rash decision […]

May 31st, 2006. Comment now »

See Eating at Mickie D’s is Good for You

Published by Funny Auctions | Filed under Dumb Ebay Auctions

I have a McDonalds French Fry in the shape of a NIKE logo !!
This has come straight out of a box of frys.
Its resemblance to the Nike logo is uncanny.  We have never seen anything like this before….
Very original collecters item.  Will be hermetically sealed and shipped anywhere in Australia.

May 25th, 2006. Comment now »

Missile Silos for Sale

Published by Funny Auctions | Filed under Wacky Auctions

Located about 1 1/2 hrs from Spokane, 4 hrs. from Seattle, 5 hrs. from Portland.
360 Degree Views. Private water system.  High Power lines on sight.
Hardened buildings built to withstand One megaton nuclear blast within three thousand feet!!
Wall thicknesses up to fourteen feet. 
Three 155′ tall missile silos.
A dozen other large to huge buildings underground.
Thousands of feet […]

May 17th, 2006. 1 Comment »

Cool Change-Purse…a Scrotum?

Published by Funny Auctions | Filed under Wacky Auctions

This is a real kangaroo scrotum coin pouch and it is the best quality in the world.
It has no stamp of any kind. You could put on your own, or just use it the way it is.
Each scrote varies slightly, but this is a good example of what to expect.
Check our feedback! We’re honest, trustworthy […]

May 9th, 2006. 1 Comment »

Wow, Another Dumb Ebay Auction!

Published by Funny Auctions | Filed under Dumb Ebay Auctions

I opened my new tub of Western Star butter and to my suprise there was a perfectly formed set of ladies boobs made totally out of butter pertruding out of the butter????? It must be seen to be believed. This is a 1 off item that will never be belived without seeing it for yourself. 
Looks […]

May 4th, 2006. 2 Comments »

Buy this Guy for a Year!?

Published by Funny Auctions | Filed under Wacky Auctions

I?ve decided I?m sick of Australia! I?m sick of my job, sick of the same old scenery?.
So here?s your chance.. you can buy me to come live with you!! All you need to provide is a house for a year, a few meals here and there, and there it is! Your own Australian bloke! I […]

May 1st, 2006. 4 Comments »