This Would be AU $35,000.00 well Spent!

Starting Bid:   AU $35,000
Item Description:
I WILL SPEAK PUBLICLY OR PRIVATELY FOR THE WINNER OF THIS  AUCTION.  THE LECTURE WILL LAST APPROXIMATELY 2 HOURS AND AFTERWARDS THERE WILL BE UNLIMITED TIME FOR QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. 
Jesus Christ appeared to me.  He revealed four specific things to me:
#1:  The precise location of Heaven
#2.  The cure for cancer
#3.  The […]

Not surprised this auction didn’t sell

While digging through a box of wheat thins I came across this ginormous wheat thin.  After a closer look I found what looks to be the face of the prophet Muhammad.
This wheat thin has been delicately sealed in an air tight ziplock bag.  Winner will receive the wheat thin only because I ate the rest […]

Build a better mousetrap? Or simplier!

Description
Do you have a mouse in the hoose? Do mice keep leaving you presents from their handbag on your floor?
You need to buy the all new cheese on a stick, before you have a circus of mice performing the Can-Can in your living room.
Strong and durable with a breathtaking ergonomic design, cheese on a stick […]

This one sort of caught my eyes…

ADVERTISE ON MY “DD” BREASTS IN VEGAS!!!
Hello Fellow E-Bayers, I will be in Vegas Tuesday April 4 - Sunday April 9th, 2006.  I will be staying at the
You are bidding on an Advertisement Opportunity during my stay in Vegas on my Double D’s. 
I will be playing in numerous Poker Tournaments, Live Money Poker Games, and […]