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If this Auction Sells I will Bang my Head on a Door Till I am Unconsious

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2006 Nickel  Hard to find!  Be the first to get yours!  Impress your friends.  Or spend it, I don’t care. As long as you pay me.
I’m also including a FREE gift with this auction!  7 Hemorrhoidal Suppositories!
Remember:  The Suppository goes in the rectum, not the Nickel.  You should never eat a suppository
You should never insert […]

March 27th, 2006. Comment now »

Wow I never seen one of these, ummm, YA!

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This horrible looking tooth from the underworld was found on an archeological dig. Its shape is not the best with a clear absess on it indicating a formation of a bad cavity. It was found in the mountains of British Columbia, Canada. Currently the owner of the tooth has not been found or the skull […]

March 13th, 2006. Comment now »

Ummm, proof idiots will buy anything!?!

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THIS IS A BRAND NEW FART THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SMELT BEFORE!!!
IT IS 100% AUTHENTIC AND THE SMELL IS GURANTEED TO LAST UNTIL YOU RECEIVE IT!!! I HAVE TAPED UP THE JAR VERY TIGHT TO MAKE SURE THE SMELL DOES NOT LEAK OUT
***BEWARE!!! THERE MAY BE ONE OR TWO SMALL POO NUGGETS THAT SLIPPED OUT […]

March 9th, 2006. 1 Comment »

Here is a real bargain, NOT. But it is Sold.

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Just to confirm what you are bidding on:
- GIANT life size Indian Elephant with dodgy mechanical moving parts powered by dodgy electrics (untested)
- weatherbeaten wooden saddle
- moth eaten fabric decorations
- possible mouse or starling nest
- It weighs A LOT and you’ll need mechanical aptitude to figure out how to get all the moving stuff going.
- […]

March 9th, 2006. Comment now »

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March 9th, 2006. 7 Comments »