Paintings From Koopa The Turtle Artist

Wow - this turtle named Koopa can probably sell its paintings at a higher price than mine. Take a look and see what you think. Talk about putting your pet to work!

According to the seller, this is one of the last two original Koopa paintings that they’ll be making available on eBay.

Did I mention that Koopa is officially retired from painting?

By the way, the artist is not included in the auction.

Jacket With An Oil Stain That Looks Like A Chick

The auction is for a jacket with a stain that looks like a little chick. According to the seller:

“My husband got a spot of oil on this jacket. It even has the little stick up feathers on the top of it’s head. I washed it and when I went to put it in dryer I noticed that a baby chick had appeared on the sleeve.”

You can tell that the economy is really slowing down and people are getting desperate with these kinds of auctions. Anyway, more fun for us!

Grow Your Own Vacation

What a novel idea! Perfect solution for the declining US dollar. Can’t afford a vacation to the Greek islands? Don’t worry. Now you can “grow” your own vacations.

“Wait 72 hours for your tropical dream vacation to begin. Dig out your swim suit, flippers, and goggles. Call your buddies and tell them that you are taking everyone with you on your vacation. Turn the heat up to the max. Get out your beach towel and set up your chairs park yourself in front of a palm tree and relax. Who can afford a vacation these days?”

Check it out!

Human Ear Shaped Fortune Cookie

Now how about a fortune cookie shaped like an ear?

“What a find!!! Look at this fortune cookie I got from my local Chinese Restaurant!!! When I unwrapped this cookie to eat it, I got freaked out by its weird shape!!! I realized this cookie was not an ordinary cookie that we would see everyday.”

What do you think? I wonder what the fortune inside this cookie says?

Illinois Shaped Potato Chip

Anyone want a potato chip shaped like the state of Illinois? This auction’s proceeds will go to a good cause.

According to the seller:

“All proceeds from this auction will be used for the care of my aging rottie. She is 12 years old now and is suffering from severe arthritis in her hind end. She is healthy in every other possible way except for this and I will do whatever it takes to make her comfortable and happy in her remaining time with me. 10% of the winning bid will be donated to a New Leash On Life animal rescue located in Chicago.”

Take a look at the auction here.

This Barbie Needs Rehab

From the auction description:

“This used to be a really sweet brunette or blonde bubblecut Barbie with friends, family and a bright future… then she fell in with the wrong crowd”

It’s a 1961 vintage. You can view more photos at the actual auction.

Does anyone want to give this Barbie a second chance? Bidding starts out at $20.

Say No To Barack Obama Domain Name

The 2008 presidential race is surely an exciting one both on the Democratic and Republican fronts.

This comes just in time for the presidential primaries. The auction is for the domain names SayNoToBarack.com and SayNoToBarackObama.com. Hmm … do you think the seller is maybe a … Republican?

Take a look at the auction here.

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Wishbone-Shaped Cheeto

If only I had a dollar for every one of these wishbone-shaped cheetos that I’ve come across.

Who would want to buy this? It’s kind of ‘cheesy’. Pardon the pun. I couldn’t resist it. And to think that the reserve for this item is $5. Give me a break!

This is just as bad as the smiley face French fry auction!

Anyone Want To Buy A Lousy Igloo?

I can’t imagine who would want to buy this but anyway, here it is. Someone’s trying to sell this (what you see in the photo) as an igloo.

“This is a special igloo made of 100% Columbia River Gorge snow built in just 6 hours by two poor bored college students on winter break. We are desperate to sell before it melts. All proceeds will go toward tuition and books for next semester. Total inclosed space is approximately 16 square feet and includes 2 rooms and a mudroom entrance. Special note: This does not include the land supporting igloo.”

Oh, and did I mention that you have to arrange for pickup yourself?

Concept Sky Commuter Aircraft

Anyone know if this thing really works?

Apparently, it’s the very last Sky Commuter Prototype test craft that remains in existence today.

From the auction description:

“The development of this advanced technology and project started back in the mid 1980’s. Design and engineering was created by Boeing engineer’s in Arlington Washington. Some 60 investors and well over $6,000.000.00 in R&D and production yielded only (3) concept test ships before the plant was shut down for reasons not listed here. The sad end was all and anything that was in the hangar was taken and or destroyed. This sole example of this technology, advancements and investments are present and was saved in this single craft. The ship was not at the base location at the time or it to would have been destroyed.

This is the only registered aircraft with the FAA as a VTOL class and carries the correct tail number of N2001C. All aircraft materials and built by the finest. The craft is 14 feet long and 8 foot wide at the front Canard winglets and the rear outer fan rims.”

The current high bid is $47,600.

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Unique Texas License Plate

Want to make a statement? Want to express your displeasure? The picture says it all…

You can be the proud owner of this unique Texas license plate. Take a look.

Bids start at $9.99.

Army Gas Mask

Need a new costume for that next party? How about an adult size latex gas mask?

New NATO army surplus item. Cool cold war relic. Scary costume accessory. Light grey mask with black accents, measures 14 inches long. Two new filters included.

Check it out here.

Party Pooper

This looks quite convincing, at least in the photograph. It’s a prank item that you can use at a party.

“Just about 4 inch’s long & molded to fit on a toilet seat, IT’S So GROSS!!!”

Oh, by the way, it’s brand new and still in its package.

Bids start at $5.19. There are no bids yet, so I guess there aren’t that many pranksters out there!

Hillbilly Night Light

Check out the Hillbilly night light being offered up for sale. From the auction description:

“It is made of wood. It is a piece of wood that has had a hole carved out. You put a candle into it. On the side is written ‘HILLBILLY NITE LITE’. There [are] no markings. It is in good condition. Measurements: 2″ tall X 5 1/4″ long X 2 1/2″ thick”

And no, the candle isn’t included.

Half Dollar Guitar Pick

This is actually a cool collectible if you’re into guitars. If you’re a coin collector, you may be saddened by the fact that half the coin has been sawed off. Anyway, the owner took a half dollar coin, sawed it down to the shape of a guitar pick, sanded it for several hours and perfected the edges. The winning bid was $7.52 after 11 bids.